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Oh, how my husband would have loved to see this sight: our own garden lush with life, our little green babies fully grown and blooming. NSFW

265 upvotes • forgottenpoptart

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My dog often licks his paws when he's anxious, so the other day when I heard his tongue loudly slapping something, I went over to see what was wrong.

265 upvotes • RedPanther18

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He scarfed down his slice of the peanut pie and the allergy symptoms began to set in

265 upvotes • psychapples

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Y'know, I've always had a thing for green eyes.

265 upvotes • pawtistisc

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They always told me milk was good for my bones.

265 upvotes • Auirex

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“That’s the third one this week!” said the constable as two of his village guards manhandled me toward the chopping block.

265 upvotes • SolipSchism

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My penis looks so intact today NSFW

265 upvotes • OctaviusBartholomew

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BDSM is way more fun when you can't untie the bindings yourself.

265 upvotes • CallofNerduty

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He walked into the quiet block of the university library, carefully putting his bag down, and sitting down as silently as possible. NSFW

264 upvotes • ResplendentGlory

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I grimaced as my face smashed into the rough straw, a piece of which poked my eye and hurt like crazy.

264 upvotes • slightly-simian

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Oh, how my husband would have loved to see this sight: our own garden lush with life, our little green babies fully grown and blooming. NSFW	265	forgottenpoptart
My dog often licks his paws when he's anxious, so the other day when I heard his tongue loudly slapping something, I went over to see what was wrong.	265	RedPanther18
He scarfed down his slice of the peanut pie and the allergy symptoms began to set in	265	psychapples
Y'know, I've always had a thing for green eyes.	265	pawtistisc
They always told me milk was good for my bones.	265	Auirex
“That’s the third one this week!” said the constable as two of his village guards manhandled me toward the chopping block.	265	SolipSchism
My penis looks so intact today NSFW	265	OctaviusBartholomew
BDSM is way more fun when you can't untie the bindings yourself.	265	CallofNerduty
He walked into the quiet block of the university library, carefully putting his bag down, and sitting down as silently as possible. NSFW	264	ResplendentGlory
I grimaced as my face smashed into the rough straw, a piece of which poked my eye and hurt like crazy.	264	slightly-simian