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I was pretty sure I could convert my new girlfriend to a dog person. NSFW

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As an oceanographer, I’ve gotten used to going long stretches without seeing land.

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I felt like I was really getting to know my future wife’s kids these past few weeks.

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“Oh, she’s a little cutie,” my boss said on Tuesday as he admired the picture of my six-year-old. NSFW

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“Daddy, the baby wants to be an astronaut,” my toddler said excitedly.

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I awoke from my ten-year coma to my husband and several young children standing around my hospital bed.

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I couldn’t believe how amazing the view from the top of the mountain was.

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“Jeez, is it that time of the month?” asked my new boyfriend when I told him I needed to be alone tonight. NSFW

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“I’m sorry, I can’t find a heartbeat,” the sonogram tech said with tears in her eyes.

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It’s always hard when I have to tell a hopeful family that their loved one didn’t make it through surgery. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was pretty sure I could convert my new girlfriend to a dog person. NSFW	11949
As an oceanographer, I’ve gotten used to going long stretches without seeing land.	10471
I felt like I was really getting to know my future wife’s kids these past few weeks.	9587
“Oh, she’s a little cutie,” my boss said on Tuesday as he admired the picture of my six-year-old. NSFW	8650
“Daddy, the baby wants to be an astronaut,” my toddler said excitedly.	7349
I awoke from my ten-year coma to my husband and several young children standing around my hospital bed.	6775
I couldn’t believe how amazing the view from the top of the mountain was.	5556
“Jeez, is it that time of the month?” asked my new boyfriend when I told him I needed to be alone tonight. NSFW	4872
“I’m sorry, I can’t find a heartbeat,” the sonogram tech said with tears in her eyes.	4704
It’s always hard when I have to tell a hopeful family that their loved one didn’t make it through surgery. NSFW	3542