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“After having a conversation with my mother, we’ve decided that now is the right time to discontinue my meds,” I told my psychiatrist as my mother smiled and nodded in agreement. NSFW

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“Daddy, are guardian angels real?” my six-year-old asked me tearfully from the back seat.

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They say that blue is the best color for a baby boy.

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After struggling with an eating disorder throughout my teens, I decided to free myself from this body. NSFW

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I told my date that I didn’t care if she had slept with over two dozen other men before me. NSFW

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I chuckled as my dog kept running right past my wife’s hiding spot without finding her.

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My wife was a little nervous about bears when we moved to a cabin in the woods.

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I told my long-distance girlfriend that I didn’t see this working out. NSFW

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“I’ll have a Shirley Temple,” the old man said, handing a wad of cash to the conciérge. NSFW

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I was thrilled when my fully-paralyzed son was given a computer that allowed him to type with his eyes.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“After having a conversation with my mother, we’ve decided that now is the right time to discontinue my meds,” I told my psychiatrist as my mother smiled and nodded in agreement. NSFW	3284
“Daddy, are guardian angels real?” my six-year-old asked me tearfully from the back seat.	3175
They say that blue is the best color for a baby boy.	3089
After struggling with an eating disorder throughout my teens, I decided to free myself from this body. NSFW	2937
I told my date that I didn’t care if she had slept with over two dozen other men before me. NSFW	2882
I chuckled as my dog kept running right past my wife’s hiding spot without finding her.	1799
My wife was a little nervous about bears when we moved to a cabin in the woods.	1226
I told my long-distance girlfriend that I didn’t see this working out. NSFW	1164
“I’ll have a Shirley Temple,” the old man said, handing a wad of cash to the conciérge. NSFW	782
I was thrilled when my fully-paralyzed son was given a computer that allowed him to type with his eyes.	478