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“The atmosphere appears to be suitable for human life.”

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“Let’s burn this mother down!” I said excitedly as I high-fived my bros. NSFW

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I couldn’t look away from my thigh bone sticking out of the bloody hole in my jeans. NSFW

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I nearly vomited when I read the response to my drunken sext from last night. NSFW

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“I’m a trauma specialist,” answered my date at dinner when I asked what she did for a living. NSFW

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My cat always used to leave the corpses of small animals on my doorstep.

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“That’s the third one this week!” said the constable as two of his village guards manhandled me toward the chopping block.

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“I’ve lived in these swamps all my life,” grandpa said gravely.

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Those of us who had been turned were thrilled that the zombie cure worked.

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As my wife pulled her ripcord, my exhileration turned to terror.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“The atmosphere appears to be suitable for human life.”	425
“Let’s burn this mother down!” I said excitedly as I high-fived my bros. NSFW	343
I couldn’t look away from my thigh bone sticking out of the bloody hole in my jeans. NSFW	336
I nearly vomited when I read the response to my drunken sext from last night. NSFW	327
“I’m a trauma specialist,” answered my date at dinner when I asked what she did for a living. NSFW	315
My cat always used to leave the corpses of small animals on my doorstep.	312
“That’s the third one this week!” said the constable as two of his village guards manhandled me toward the chopping block.	265
“I’ve lived in these swamps all my life,” grandpa said gravely.	259
Those of us who had been turned were thrilled that the zombie cure worked.	213
As my wife pulled her ripcord, my exhileration turned to terror.	190