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I’ve always know I wasn’t very pretty, so when the boy I asked to senior prom said yes, I felt like the luckiest girl on then planet. NSFW

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My neighbor seemed devastated when he handed me my cat’s body after hitting her with his car.

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“Seeing all these precious kids Trick-or-Treating kinda makes me want one of our own,” my wife said with a hopeful smile.

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“What’ll it be?” asked the bartender.

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My mother-in-law was so worried about how to tell my infant twin boys apart. NSFW

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I just moved in to a new house and the previous owner left the stove burners on a little bit, which I thought was rude.

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As the man who had followed me to my car made a move, I began frantically blowing my whistle. NSFW

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I got home early from work to find my wife asleep in her still-running car in the garage.

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“Why don’t you take her for a spin,” the salesman said, slapping the hood. NSFW

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“Twins?” I asked in shock after my wife told me the news. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ve always know I wasn’t very pretty, so when the boy I asked to senior prom said yes, I felt like the luckiest girl on then planet. NSFW	187
My neighbor seemed devastated when he handed me my cat’s body after hitting her with his car.	174
“Seeing all these precious kids Trick-or-Treating kinda makes me want one of our own,” my wife said with a hopeful smile.	155
“What’ll it be?” asked the bartender.	96
My mother-in-law was so worried about how to tell my infant twin boys apart. NSFW	81
I just moved in to a new house and the previous owner left the stove burners on a little bit, which I thought was rude.	77
As the man who had followed me to my car made a move, I began frantically blowing my whistle. NSFW	73
I got home early from work to find my wife asleep in her still-running car in the garage.	65
“Why don’t you take her for a spin,” the salesman said, slapping the hood. NSFW	58
“Twins?” I asked in shock after my wife told me the news. NSFW	52