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“God, I wish I had her body,” said my envious wife as a fit, young woman jogged past.

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My life as a cattle farmer has never been easy, but lately all I seem to have is problems.

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“It’s been twenty-seven years since my last confession,” I told the priest.

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It had been over a week since we lost power, so when we saw the National Guard coming we were all pretty relieved.

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Filthy and exhausted at the end of the day, I was starting to look forward to a shower. NSFW

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Does anyone know where a twenty-something man would keep NARCAN? NSFW

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“Just breathe deeply and count backwards from ten, Mr. Bennett,” the surgical nurse said reassuringly.

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I think the audition went well.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“God, I wish I had her body,” said my envious wife as a fit, young woman jogged past.	1
My life as a cattle farmer has never been easy, but lately all I seem to have is problems.	1
“It’s been twenty-seven years since my last confession,” I told the priest.	1
It had been over a week since we lost power, so when we saw the National Guard coming we were all pretty relieved.	1
Filthy and exhausted at the end of the day, I was starting to look forward to a shower. NSFW	1
Does anyone know where a twenty-something man would keep NARCAN? NSFW	1
“Just breathe deeply and count backwards from ten, Mr. Bennett,” the surgical nurse said reassuringly.	1
I think the audition went well.	1