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I almost felt bad for the two cops searching my house for the 10 missing women.

6052 upvotes • gingerinsoup

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Following the police's refusal to help me, I decided this morning to kill the person who murdered my wife three days ago.

6052 upvotes • GreenFlick

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I took me almost past deadline, but I managed to gather the ransom money, all in used unmarked bills, and all I had to do was to drive it to L.A. and exchange it for my child

6052 upvotes • Dashing_Steel

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Two dozen police and volunteer searchers began combing the old forest, confident they'd find the body.

6048 upvotes • JeronFeldhagen

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“For my final wish, I wish I was the smartest person on the planet!”

6048 upvotes • Spiritual_Clock_4875

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My boyfriend is having difficulty getting hard for me.

6044 upvotes • CommaDelimitedList

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In 1950 there were 2.5 billion people on earth. now there is eight

6042 upvotes • bineyaid

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My Daddy says Mommy is happy and she's waiting to see us in Heaven.

6039 upvotes • JohnnyBledo

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"I've killed my firstborn son with my own hands," I cried to the devil, "why won't you give the wealth that you promised?"

6038 upvotes • AceQuire

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I was waiting on line at the doctor until some jerk decided to cut in front of me. NSFW

6029 upvotes • partyrocker3023

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I almost felt bad for the two cops searching my house for the 10 missing women.	6052	gingerinsoup
Following the police's refusal to help me, I decided this morning to kill the person who murdered my wife three days ago.	6052	GreenFlick
I took me almost past deadline, but I managed to gather the ransom money, all in used unmarked bills, and all I had to do was to drive it to L.A. and exchange it for my child	6052	Dashing_Steel
Two dozen police and volunteer searchers began combing the old forest, confident they'd find the body.	6048	JeronFeldhagen
“For my final wish, I wish I was the smartest person on the planet!”	6048	Spiritual_Clock_4875
My boyfriend is having difficulty getting hard for me.	6044	CommaDelimitedList
In 1950 there were 2.5 billion people on earth. now there is eight	6042	bineyaid
My Daddy says Mommy is happy and she's waiting to see us in Heaven.	6039	JohnnyBledo
"I've killed my firstborn son with my own hands," I cried to the devil, "why won't you give the wealth that you promised?"	6038	AceQuire
I was waiting on line at the doctor until some jerk decided to cut in front of me. NSFW	6029	partyrocker3023