/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I saw an easy way out of my lousy marriage - he'd only been clean three years.

5744 upvotes • No_MoreNails

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I had my cat for five years, and he was never really cuddly, until tonight, when he jumped on my lap on his own for the first time ever, and fell asleep.

5739 upvotes • Bibi-Le-Fantastique

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The detective camped out in the abandoned circus, hoping to finally catch the elusive killer clown.

5738 upvotes • deafmutelaughing

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"If you're unhappy with this marriage, just leave, don't cheat" my wife yelled.

5735 upvotes • AJ_Shadows

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"Stop touching me," said the girl with anger and scooched over to her left.

5733 upvotes • SuvenPan

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They said it was normal for the black hole to look like an eye.

5726 upvotes • TheSebtacular

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Because I was losing my virginity to my girlfriend, I wanted to play along with whatever kink she had. NSFW

5725 upvotes • moondaacat

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We managed to resuscitate him after his heart had stopped for fifteen minutes, but since then he’s had a long gaze.

5723 upvotes • 0ssentia

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I woke up, completely naked, in a small, bare room, with what felt like sandpaper covering the floor.

5722 upvotes • Arkady2009

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"boo" it said NSFW

5721 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I saw an easy way out of my lousy marriage - he'd only been clean three years.	5744	No_MoreNails
I had my cat for five years, and he was never really cuddly, until tonight, when he jumped on my lap on his own for the first time ever, and fell asleep.	5739	Bibi-Le-Fantastique
The detective camped out in the abandoned circus, hoping to finally catch the elusive killer clown.	5738	deafmutelaughing
"If you're unhappy with this marriage, just leave, don't cheat" my wife yelled.	5735	AJ_Shadows
"Stop touching me," said the girl with anger and scooched over to her left.	5733	SuvenPan
They said it was normal for the black hole to look like an eye.	5726	TheSebtacular
Because I was losing my virginity to my girlfriend, I wanted to play along with whatever kink she had. NSFW	5725	moondaacat
We managed to resuscitate him after his heart had stopped for fifteen minutes, but since then he’s had a long gaze.	5723	0ssentia
I woke up, completely naked, in a small, bare room, with what felt like sandpaper covering the floor.	5722	Arkady2009
"boo" it said NSFW	5721	[deleted]