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I got my daughter a doll that tracks people with its eyes using motion sensors, since she said she wanted it.

5720 upvotes • [deleted]

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“God, you’re so wet,” he moaned.

5719 upvotes • thebunnywhisperer_

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I said goodbye as my daughter headed off to college.

5718 upvotes • Generalpluto3

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My overweight son just unplugged the toaster and took it in the bathroom with him.

5718 upvotes • bunnies1231

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My Partner and I recently talked about how we think we would die.

5713 upvotes • JulezHenoc

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[AUG21] As punishment, any child who breaks school rules is shoved into a cabinet with browned nails and spikes embedded inside.

5711 upvotes • BATORAAAAA

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I was part of a three man team for a first contact mission with another planet but we suffered a catastrophic failure and crashed.

5711 upvotes • Tactical_Contact

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The new kid at school assures me he doesn't suffer homicidal thoughts.

5709 upvotes • shadowmik

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My wife put a gun to her head and asked me if it was true that I had slept with my secretary

5709 upvotes • Dark_Crying_Soul

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“My boss was always a pig,” I thought as I tucked into my meal.

5708 upvotes • ghtc07

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I got my daughter a doll that tracks people with its eyes using motion sensors, since she said she wanted it.	5720	[deleted]
“God, you’re so wet,” he moaned.	5719	thebunnywhisperer_
I said goodbye as my daughter headed off to college.	5718	Generalpluto3
My overweight son just unplugged the toaster and took it in the bathroom with him.	5718	bunnies1231
My Partner and I recently talked about how we think we would die.	5713	JulezHenoc
[AUG21] As punishment, any child who breaks school rules is shoved into a cabinet with browned nails and spikes embedded inside.	5711	BATORAAAAA
I was part of a three man team for a first contact mission with another planet but we suffered a catastrophic failure and crashed.	5711	Tactical_Contact
The new kid at school assures me he doesn't suffer homicidal thoughts.	5709	shadowmik
My wife put a gun to her head and asked me if it was true that I had slept with my secretary	5709	Dark_Crying_Soul
“My boss was always a pig,” I thought as I tucked into my meal.	5708	ghtc07