/u/No_MoreNails's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I saw an easy way out of my lousy marriage - he'd only been clean three years.

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I told the mother that there was only room for her and one of her children in the lifeboat.

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It was only when they removed the full leg cast, they found that the itching he constantly complained about was actually maggots and they'd eaten everything below the knee.

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As College Librarian, I've free access to equipment and students.

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It was only as the roller coaster started it's first loop did she realise that her son hadn't been joking about their harness not being securely fastened.

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Recognising my new boss from my time in prison, I knew my history wouldn't be a problem

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As the life boat filled with starving survivors drifted lost, we drew lots to see who would sacrifice themselves for the nourishment of the others.

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"Good news and bad news" said the Doctor

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I trusted my friends to put the chair back for me to stand on after they filmed the clip.

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"It can't really be the last one" the hunter said to himself as he targeted the magnificent beast.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I saw an easy way out of my lousy marriage - he'd only been clean three years.	5744
I told the mother that there was only room for her and one of her children in the lifeboat.	4098
It was only when they removed the full leg cast, they found that the itching he constantly complained about was actually maggots and they'd eaten everything below the knee.	4040
As College Librarian, I've free access to equipment and students.	1959
It was only as the roller coaster started it's first loop did she realise that her son hadn't been joking about their harness not being securely fastened.	1667
Recognising my new boss from my time in prison, I knew my history wouldn't be a problem	360
As the life boat filled with starving survivors drifted lost, we drew lots to see who would sacrifice themselves for the nourishment of the others.	132
"Good news and bad news" said the Doctor	129
I trusted my friends to put the chair back for me to stand on after they filmed the clip.	59
"It can't really be the last one" the hunter said to himself as he targeted the magnificent beast.	36