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Don't tell anyone this, but since I've started working at this circus I've gained the strange ability to completely heal my wounds within seconds and even grew back a finger I lost in an accident!

5054 upvotes • Lopsided_Roll1503

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“We didn’t think it was possible, but your son has turned the corner,” the doctor exclaimed to the smiling, teary-eyed mom.

5052 upvotes • NancyDrewWannabe

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As I succumb to blood loss, I set down the knife and let out a weary sigh of contentment.

5049 upvotes • Apocafeller

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When my boss got off the phone with upper management, he gave us a sad look and said the words we'd been dreading.

5049 upvotes • UnholyDemigod

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I sat in the waiting room as the agonized screams of my newborn echoed from the operating room.

5047 upvotes • No_Cloud_7275

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rabbit rushed his morning shave as he knew what was to come

5045 upvotes • gabdiant

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I always knew female spiders ate their mates after the act.

5044 upvotes • IronTriceratops

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A young girl decided to send a letter to Santa without telling her parents, asking him to help solve the issues that are making her mommy and daddy fight so much.

5043 upvotes • Paper_Shotgun

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After I cuffed him I took his gun, and killed everyone else in the room.

5040 upvotes • fazerface

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"It's not what it looks like!" I yelled.

5039 upvotes • altarofbrodin

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Don't tell anyone this, but since I've started working at this circus I've gained the strange ability to completely heal my wounds within seconds and even grew back a finger I lost in an accident!	5054	Lopsided_Roll1503
“We didn’t think it was possible, but your son has turned the corner,” the doctor exclaimed to the smiling, teary-eyed mom.	5052	NancyDrewWannabe
As I succumb to blood loss, I set down the knife and let out a weary sigh of contentment.	5049	Apocafeller
When my boss got off the phone with upper management, he gave us a sad look and said the words we'd been dreading.	5049	UnholyDemigod
I sat in the waiting room as the agonized screams of my newborn echoed from the operating room.	5047	No_Cloud_7275
rabbit rushed his morning shave as he knew what was to come	5045	gabdiant
I always knew female spiders ate their mates after the act.	5044	IronTriceratops
A young girl decided to send a letter to Santa without telling her parents, asking him to help solve the issues that are making her mommy and daddy fight so much.	5043	Paper_Shotgun
After I cuffed him I took his gun, and killed everyone else in the room.	5040	fazerface
"It's not what it looks like!" I yelled.	5039	altarofbrodin