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Sausage, smoked jowls, bone meal; growing up in the country, we learned to use every part of the pig.

4496 upvotes • ursois

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The gender reveal party was crazy.

4494 upvotes • FlyingSquidMonster

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I can't find Mommy, but this nice lady in the white dress says she can take me home!

4494 upvotes • FlightyFlare

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When my fun and popular twin suggested we switch clothes for the day I got excited at the thought of hanging out with the cool kids for a change.

4489 upvotes • lodav22

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As I bandaged up my boyfriend's fist, swept up the glass, and applied ice to my eye I realized this was my fault.

4489 upvotes • Come_do_it_with_me

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"Venomous banana, don't you mean poisonous?" I laughed at the scientists presenting their genetically modified plants.

4487 upvotes • Symon_Pude

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As I stared into the well, I saw all the dead bodies.

4487 upvotes • Jpaylay42016

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Luckily I noticed the traffic jam in front of me in time to bring my car to a stop.

4486 upvotes • patientalchemist

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I was at a wedding today where the groom decided he'd shove his new bride's face into their wedding cake.

4485 upvotes • wamimsauthor

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I rolled my eyes at my floor manager as he barked orders to evacuate.

4483 upvotes • TheLuxuryofSilence

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Sausage, smoked jowls, bone meal; growing up in the country, we learned to use every part of the pig.	4496	ursois
The gender reveal party was crazy.	4494	FlyingSquidMonster
I can't find Mommy, but this nice lady in the white dress says she can take me home!	4494	FlightyFlare
When my fun and popular twin suggested we switch clothes for the day I got excited at the thought of hanging out with the cool kids for a change.	4489	lodav22
As I bandaged up my boyfriend's fist, swept up the glass, and applied ice to my eye I realized this was my fault.	4489	Come_do_it_with_me
"Venomous banana, don't you mean poisonous?" I laughed at the scientists presenting their genetically modified plants.	4487	Symon_Pude
As I stared into the well, I saw all the dead bodies.	4487	Jpaylay42016
Luckily I noticed the traffic jam in front of me in time to bring my car to a stop.	4486	patientalchemist
I was at a wedding today where the groom decided he'd shove his new bride's face into their wedding cake.	4485	wamimsauthor
I rolled my eyes at my floor manager as he barked orders to evacuate.	4483	TheLuxuryofSilence