/u/wamimsauthor's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Sounds of sirens filled the air as World War 3 began and the rich bunkered down in their subterranean shelters.

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I was at a wedding today where the groom decided he'd shove his new bride's face into their wedding cake.

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We have been annoyed for years with our entitled asshat of a neighbor leaving her trash can on our property for days on end and decided to do something about it.

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I love being able to leave my body anytime I want and have gone all over the world.

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I got this problem from a blood transfusion, and now I’m taking revenge by donating blood myself.

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I was so relieved when the huge floater finally disappeared from my eye...

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I tearfully call the police to find out if they’ve gotten any leads on the man who sexually assaulted my daughter.

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I know how much my cheating boyfriend loves to Netflix and Chill.

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Everyone in Times Square rejoiced as they counted down to the new year and the ball reached 2020.

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When I met the genie, I wished that I’d never feel pain again.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Sounds of sirens filled the air as World War 3 began and the rich bunkered down in their subterranean shelters.	9701
I was at a wedding today where the groom decided he'd shove his new bride's face into their wedding cake.	4485
We have been annoyed for years with our entitled asshat of a neighbor leaving her trash can on our property for days on end and decided to do something about it.	1604
I love being able to leave my body anytime I want and have gone all over the world.	215
I got this problem from a blood transfusion, and now I’m taking revenge by donating blood myself.	158
I was so relieved when the huge floater finally disappeared from my eye...	111
I tearfully call the police to find out if they’ve gotten any leads on the man who sexually assaulted my daughter.	100
I know how much my cheating boyfriend loves to Netflix and Chill.	71
Everyone in Times Square rejoiced as they counted down to the new year and the ball reached 2020.	63
When I met the genie, I wished that I’d never feel pain again.	61