/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My daddy is so silly, he must have been sooooo tired this morning!

4218 upvotes • kingoftheforgotten

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"Jesus, those pile of clothes look like a person", I said in the dark.

4216 upvotes • justtopostthisonhere

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Every waking day of his life, Leonard was teased for wearing his wife’s makeup to work.

4216 upvotes • Wearing_human_skin

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I heard a muffled sob and a gunshot sound over the phone.

4215 upvotes • [deleted]

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I thought we were going to the beach, but my owner took me to this white room instead.

4214 upvotes • TheBrickBuilder

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My mother once said “when boys hit you it means they like you!”

4213 upvotes • Whatdoyoucare56

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I was so excited to finally meet a nice girl on Tinder who shared my love of observing insects. NSFW

4212 upvotes • giantsninerswarriors

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"Venomous mushroom" the sign said. I chuckled: "they probably mean pois-"

4206 upvotes • Anastatis

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I always used to believe there was a way to get into a mirror if I tried hard enough.

4202 upvotes • SqueakyFarts99

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My rabid dog killed the mailman.

4201 upvotes • CookieNoodlz

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My daddy is so silly, he must have been sooooo tired this morning!	4218	kingoftheforgotten
"Jesus, those pile of clothes look like a person", I said in the dark.	4216	justtopostthisonhere
Every waking day of his life, Leonard was teased for wearing his wife’s makeup to work.	4216	Wearing_human_skin
I heard a muffled sob and a gunshot sound over the phone.	4215	[deleted]
I thought we were going to the beach, but my owner took me to this white room instead.	4214	TheBrickBuilder
My mother once said “when boys hit you it means they like you!”	4213	Whatdoyoucare56
I was so excited to finally meet a nice girl on Tinder who shared my love of observing insects. NSFW	4212	giantsninerswarriors
"Venomous mushroom" the sign said. I chuckled: "they probably mean pois-"	4206	Anastatis
I always used to believe there was a way to get into a mirror if I tried hard enough.	4202	SqueakyFarts99
My rabid dog killed the mailman.	4201	CookieNoodlz