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As the social worker insists I let her in to check my daughter's welfare, I wonder, on the edge of panic, how I can possibly explain her disappearance.

4144 upvotes • JohnnyBledo

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My husband says it's a miracle the baby whispers it's due date from my belly.

4144 upvotes • Verastahl

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At death, the Planetologist was permitted one question for god, to which he asked, “Why did you create the Earth’s moon?”

4144 upvotes • Humor-machine

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I cried and screamed as my children were taken away from me by child protective services.

4142 upvotes • Blubber28

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My husband drove to over a dozen pet stores to buy enough frogs for our daughters "Princess and Frog" birthday party.

4142 upvotes • [deleted]

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I was the only one daring enough to rebel against the mad king.

4141 upvotes • Mr7000000

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My girlfriend likes to write a diary for me, describing what I do every day in vivid detail.

4141 upvotes • KangarooDense

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A chance mutation during gestation, a few base pairs shuffled, and long-disused chromatophores became active once more.

4141 upvotes • Toucan_Based_Economy

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Everyone thought I was crazy for selling the immortality elixir I invented at such a low price of $5 per bottle.

4139 upvotes • Gary_October

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"This is not my daddy!" she screamed, just as she'd always been taught.

4138 upvotes • nosir_nomaam

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the social worker insists I let her in to check my daughter's welfare, I wonder, on the edge of panic, how I can possibly explain her disappearance.	4144	JohnnyBledo
My husband says it's a miracle the baby whispers it's due date from my belly.	4144	Verastahl
At death, the Planetologist was permitted one question for god, to which he asked, “Why did you create the Earth’s moon?”	4144	Humor-machine
I cried and screamed as my children were taken away from me by child protective services.	4142	Blubber28
My husband drove to over a dozen pet stores to buy enough frogs for our daughters "Princess and Frog" birthday party.	4142	[deleted]
I was the only one daring enough to rebel against the mad king.	4141	Mr7000000
My girlfriend likes to write a diary for me, describing what I do every day in vivid detail.	4141	KangarooDense
A chance mutation during gestation, a few base pairs shuffled, and long-disused chromatophores became active once more.	4141	Toucan_Based_Economy
Everyone thought I was crazy for selling the immortality elixir I invented at such a low price of $5 per bottle.	4139	Gary_October
"This is not my daddy!" she screamed, just as she'd always been taught.	4138	nosir_nomaam