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At death, the Planetologist was permitted one question for god, to which he asked, “Why did you create the Earth’s moon?”

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My son’s murderer got 2 life sentences, as he also killed my neighbor’s daughter.

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My wife and I like to watch tapes of us murdering our victims when our kid is at school.

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I know that an elf on the shelf is supposed to move to a new spot once a night.

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The scientist was shocked when he gazed upon the never before seen planet.

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The promise that I would be able to see my dead relatives in heaven once I passed on eased my grief.

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After hearing all the recent fuss about AI generate media, I decided to try creating some pictures with DALL-E.

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Millions watched as the rocket was about to reach outer space, the first time in human history we would leave the atmosphere.

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My first wife fell to her death going skydiving, and it was years until my next marriage.

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Throughout my career as a doctor, I had murdered hundreds of newborns, and as I felt the shock of the electric chair, I accepted my final punishment.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At death, the Planetologist was permitted one question for god, to which he asked, “Why did you create the Earth’s moon?”	4144
My son’s murderer got 2 life sentences, as he also killed my neighbor’s daughter.	2783
My wife and I like to watch tapes of us murdering our victims when our kid is at school.	65
I know that an elf on the shelf is supposed to move to a new spot once a night.	35
The scientist was shocked when he gazed upon the never before seen planet.	5
The promise that I would be able to see my dead relatives in heaven once I passed on eased my grief.	1
After hearing all the recent fuss about AI generate media, I decided to try creating some pictures with DALL-E.	1
Millions watched as the rocket was about to reach outer space, the first time in human history we would leave the atmosphere.	1
My first wife fell to her death going skydiving, and it was years until my next marriage.	1
Throughout my career as a doctor, I had murdered hundreds of newborns, and as I felt the shock of the electric chair, I accepted my final punishment.	1