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My surgeon told me that my daughter's heart transplant had been a success.

4127 upvotes • Boolio_Coolio

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as a firefighter, i don’t know what is worse.

4124 upvotes • stickfigurescalamity

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Knowing I have intense feet fetish, my wife surprised me last night with her lovely feet in view as I entered the room.

4122 upvotes • GD_22

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She had followed every rule: wear safety glasses, no long sleeves or loose clothing, clear the workspace of debris, and locate the safety button.

4121 upvotes • TheRealPbHero

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'Such a dirty child, let's try and get you all cleaned up', said Grandma, running a wet towel over my skin

4120 upvotes • cheekypuns

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"Nothing can separate us, not even death," said my best friend before he jumped off the balcony.

4117 upvotes • KangarooDense

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"Hey, I just tested positive for HIV, so you should go get checked."

4117 upvotes • DildoOfAnneFrank

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"Mom, please no, I don't like grandpa".

4112 upvotes • Various_Ad6034

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I struggled to maintain a neutral expression as I waded through the thick crowds in the subway.

4111 upvotes • Rubicon208

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"It's hot here daddy!"

4109 upvotes • ChainSawRPG569

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My surgeon told me that my daughter's heart transplant had been a success.	4127	Boolio_Coolio
as a firefighter, i don’t know what is worse.	4124	stickfigurescalamity
Knowing I have intense feet fetish, my wife surprised me last night with her lovely feet in view as I entered the room.	4122	GD_22
She had followed every rule: wear safety glasses, no long sleeves or loose clothing, clear the workspace of debris, and locate the safety button.	4121	TheRealPbHero
'Such a dirty child, let's try and get you all cleaned up', said Grandma, running a wet towel over my skin	4120	cheekypuns
"Nothing can separate us, not even death," said my best friend before he jumped off the balcony.	4117	KangarooDense
"Hey, I just tested positive for HIV, so you should go get checked."	4117	DildoOfAnneFrank
"Mom, please no, I don't like grandpa".	4112	Various_Ad6034
I struggled to maintain a neutral expression as I waded through the thick crowds in the subway.	4111	Rubicon208
"It's hot here daddy!"	4109	ChainSawRPG569