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I learned French to surprise my new wife and her visiting family in their native tongue.

4011 upvotes • An_Obscurity_Nodus
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These zombies are nothing like what I expected.

4010 upvotes • Corksasquatch
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"All the lights have been hanged," the underling reported.

4006 upvotes • normancrane
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March, 15 2085: I kiss my wife & kids goodbye and reassure them I'll be back soon with the supplies we need.

4005 upvotes • Wolverine112416
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I impatiently checked every room in the house for my curious and mischievous two year old son.

4005 upvotes • claire303
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I had a horrible dream that all my teeth fell out.

4004 upvotes • chrisisalwaysupset
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Today, I finally decided to talk to my mom about my biggest secret…

4001 upvotes • thelachesis
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'Could you please pass me my glasses?'

4000 upvotes • Dont_Key_Cars
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"How does someone escapes from Hell?" I asked the demon.

4000 upvotes • elblackroute
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Almost every major world religion claims, that your soul will be damned if you don't belong to that particular religion so how would anyone know the correct one?

4000 upvotes • WirrkopfP
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