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My husband, the hunter, aimed his gun at me, his eyes full of tears.

3458 upvotes • Drakolf

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Don't get me wrong, I'm not upset that my two-year-old son drew an eye on the wall.

3457 upvotes • MildlyAgitatedBidoof

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I was so excited to look at some adult movies on the family computer while my parents were out of town for the weekend

3457 upvotes • OfficialCTP

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“Did you know doctors can use liquid nitrogen to freeze warts to death in a process called cryotherapy?”

3456 upvotes • IOughtToBeThrownAway

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My four year old was surprised when I knocked before entering her room

3456 upvotes • guillardo

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"What about us?!" the small angry ghosts cried out surrounding the people outside the church.

3455 upvotes • JustAnotherYaoiFan

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Roger Houston. Thanks for trying.

3454 upvotes • [deleted]

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My grandpa always told me how deers were a plague in America and how much deer he managed to kill among the years

3454 upvotes • SpecificCrash

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As gravediggers we are required to put bells in coffins.

3453 upvotes • Mechanized_Ink

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I can't afford a baby in this economy NSFW

3453 upvotes • Additional_Value6978

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My husband, the hunter, aimed his gun at me, his eyes full of tears.	3458	Drakolf
Don't get me wrong, I'm not upset that my two-year-old son drew an eye on the wall.	3457	MildlyAgitatedBidoof
I was so excited to look at some adult movies on the family computer while my parents were out of town for the weekend	3457	OfficialCTP
“Did you know doctors can use liquid nitrogen to freeze warts to death in a process called cryotherapy?”	3456	IOughtToBeThrownAway
My four year old was surprised when I knocked before entering her room	3456	guillardo
"What about us?!" the small angry ghosts cried out surrounding the people outside the church.	3455	JustAnotherYaoiFan
Roger Houston. Thanks for trying.	3454	[deleted]
My grandpa always told me how deers were a plague in America and how much deer he managed to kill among the years	3454	SpecificCrash
As gravediggers we are required to put bells in coffins.	3453	Mechanized_Ink
I can't afford a baby in this economy NSFW	3453	Additional_Value6978