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As the man walked into the elevator with me, he looked at the lit button and said, “That’s funny, same floor.”
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Three taps, three squeezes, three touches... that's how my husband and I would say "I love you" when we didn't feel like talking.
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My wife said that I was resentful and envious, and I should be happy for our daughter that she won the lottery.
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Between the food, the money handling, and all the cleaning, I always make sure to wear gloves at work.
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