/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Ever since I had the ability to see everybody's death date, I spent more time with them until their timer hit zero.

3120 upvotes • Microwaave

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My brown-eyed girlfriend has always wanted blue eyes, but hates colour contacts.

3120 upvotes • GuyAwks

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Even though my patient was deemed criminally insane, I was able to have in-depth conversations on a whole host of topics with him.

3120 upvotes • Captain_Causation

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“Go ahead, honey- go make some friends,” I said, as I nudged my daughter out the door.

3119 upvotes • thisappcausesmepain

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"I'm sorry, I have been sleeping with your brother every night for over two months." My wife finally admitted. NSFW

3119 upvotes • JtakaJoeSkywalker

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My boyfriend accidentally screamed out his ex’s name during our most recent lovemaking session, so I told him that I would only forgive him if he agreed to some light BDSM on tonight’s date.

3118 upvotes • drrkorby

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I thought that surviving the fall was the greatest of my worries.

3116 upvotes • PineappleDude206

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“When the oil is hot enough, you throw them right in until they turn golden brown and crispy…

3116 upvotes • NoNo_Cilantro

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One thing I always carried with me from my time in the Boy Scouts was how to tie a good knot.

3115 upvotes • nickrashell

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I called my brother for the first time in years after the terrible fight we had in 2012.

3115 upvotes • jezaXC

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ever since I had the ability to see everybody's death date, I spent more time with them until their timer hit zero.	3120	Microwaave
My brown-eyed girlfriend has always wanted blue eyes, but hates colour contacts.	3120	GuyAwks
Even though my patient was deemed criminally insane, I was able to have in-depth conversations on a whole host of topics with him.	3120	Captain_Causation
“Go ahead, honey- go make some friends,” I said, as I nudged my daughter out the door.	3119	thisappcausesmepain
"I'm sorry, I have been sleeping with your brother every night for over two months." My wife finally admitted. NSFW	3119	JtakaJoeSkywalker
My boyfriend accidentally screamed out his ex’s name during our most recent lovemaking session, so I told him that I would only forgive him if he agreed to some light BDSM on tonight’s date.	3118	drrkorby
I thought that surviving the fall was the greatest of my worries.	3116	PineappleDude206
“When the oil is hot enough, you throw them right in until they turn golden brown and crispy…	3116	NoNo_Cilantro
One thing I always carried with me from my time in the Boy Scouts was how to tie a good knot.	3115	nickrashell
I called my brother for the first time in years after the terrible fight we had in 2012.	3115	jezaXC