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The Genie granted my wish that no animals should ever die.

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My boyfriend accidentally screamed out his ex’s name during our most recent lovemaking session, so I told him that I would only forgive him if he agreed to some light BDSM on tonight’s date.

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When I was little, my Dad would come home after my Mom fell asleep and lull me to sleep with stories from my favorite fairy tale book.

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I woke up naked and alone on a dirty mattress in a squalid, empty apartment, wrapped in a tattered sheet, my clothing, my wallet and watch all gone.

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At the shelter, they told me I was free to change it, but that the previous owner had named the sweet, friendly black cat I was adopting “Devil”

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“I remember the good old days, when we had farm fresh vegetables, made our own bread, and got fresh water from the stream.” my grandpa reminisced.

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“I am here to prevent the future atrocities that will be committed by his followers”shouted the time traveler as he snatched up the baby and disappeared back into the shimmering time portal.

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I told myself that the damaged grill, the gaping hole in the windshield and the hair and blood splattered on the hood were because I hit a deer while driving and texting late at night.

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As a the most junior paramedic, I had to work the shift on Christmas Eve.

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I really did believe that the nice man had a box of puppies in the back of his van.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The Genie granted my wish that no animals should ever die.	3301
My boyfriend accidentally screamed out his ex’s name during our most recent lovemaking session, so I told him that I would only forgive him if he agreed to some light BDSM on tonight’s date.	3118
When I was little, my Dad would come home after my Mom fell asleep and lull me to sleep with stories from my favorite fairy tale book.	2773
I woke up naked and alone on a dirty mattress in a squalid, empty apartment, wrapped in a tattered sheet, my clothing, my wallet and watch all gone.	2311
At the shelter, they told me I was free to change it, but that the previous owner had named the sweet, friendly black cat I was adopting “Devil”	1776
“I remember the good old days, when we had farm fresh vegetables, made our own bread, and got fresh water from the stream.” my grandpa reminisced.	1548
“I am here to prevent the future atrocities that will be committed by his followers”shouted the time traveler as he snatched up the baby and disappeared back into the shimmering time portal.	1347
I told myself that the damaged grill, the gaping hole in the windshield and the hair and blood splattered on the hood were because I hit a deer while driving and texting late at night.	683
As a the most junior paramedic, I had to work the shift on Christmas Eve.	315
I really did believe that the nice man had a box of puppies in the back of his van.	199