/u/drrkorby's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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There was a steaming corpse on the dining room table and the whole house reeked of death as my family eagerly gathered to devour it.

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“Ooohhhh, look at all the fluffy cows” she squealed delightfully.

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My GPS app said “You have arrived, your destination is on your right”

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It seemed odd to me that the hospital electrician seemed to spend so much screwing around with the wiring down in the morgue.

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In America, you can buy as many guns as you like.

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My mommy said there were no monsters - no real ones…

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My date was young, attractive and full of energy.

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I was surprised when the ship’s AI woke me up from cold sleep mid-journey and put me in command.

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My therapist says that because of my low self esteem I am susceptible to being controlled by egotistical narcissists.

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The nice person at the DMV said that I can an become organ donor by putting it on my license.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
There was a steaming corpse on the dining room table and the whole house reeked of death as my family eagerly gathered to devour it.	190
“Ooohhhh, look at all the fluffy cows” she squealed delightfully.	176
My GPS app said “You have arrived, your destination is on your right”	135
It seemed odd to me that the hospital electrician seemed to spend so much screwing around with the wiring down in the morgue.	128
In America, you can buy as many guns as you like.	127
My mommy said there were no monsters - no real ones…	84
My date was young, attractive and full of energy.	78
I was surprised when the ship’s AI woke me up from cold sleep mid-journey and put me in command.	73
My therapist says that because of my low self esteem I am susceptible to being controlled by egotistical narcissists.	65
The nice person at the DMV said that I can an become organ donor by putting it on my license.	62