/u/drrkorby's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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She seemed pretty cool, so I accepted her invitation to go back with her to her place and get stoned.

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Mars seemed completely devoid of life, until the NASA rover suddenly ran into a felinoid life form, splattering its guts all over the camera.

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It’s amazing what you can accomplish with the chemicals in a high school chemistry lab.

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My grandmother’s fruit cake recipe said I needed three chopped dates.

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I really did believe the nice man I met at the playground had a box full of puppies in the back of his van.

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I love how happy my dog gets when I give him a fresh bone.

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The car’s lane departure feature beeped, and it automatically steered itself back into the lane.

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The genie granted my three wishes: a long life, a hard body and to live in tropics.

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The further I scrolled, the more terrifying the stories got, until I could no longer handle the graphic descriptions of gruesome ways to suffer and die.

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The machine was originally designed for the mortuary industry to convert human remains into energy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She seemed pretty cool, so I accepted her invitation to go back with her to her place and get stoned.	50
Mars seemed completely devoid of life, until the NASA rover suddenly ran into a felinoid life form, splattering its guts all over the camera.	44
It’s amazing what you can accomplish with the chemicals in a high school chemistry lab.	37
My grandmother’s fruit cake recipe said I needed three chopped dates.	37
I really did believe the nice man I met at the playground had a box full of puppies in the back of his van.	35
I love how happy my dog gets when I give him a fresh bone.	34
The car’s lane departure feature beeped, and it automatically steered itself back into the lane.	32
The genie granted my three wishes: a long life, a hard body and to live in tropics.	30
The further I scrolled, the more terrifying the stories got, until I could no longer handle the graphic descriptions of gruesome ways to suffer and die.	28
The machine was originally designed for the mortuary industry to convert human remains into energy.	25