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"Hey mom, this strange woman at the mall whispered to me that if you say someone's name backwards, you can order him to do whatever you want."

12132 upvotes • RustyHarper

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Shortly after our argument, I found my wife with her throat slit, holding a note that read “your right!”

12126 upvotes • Jakeh7494

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When I was little my mom loved to dress me in pretty frilly dresses.

12123 upvotes • [deleted]

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My alien kidnappers ordered me to mate with their only fertile female specimen, who they used to breed human embryos. NSFW

12121 upvotes • ZachLauston

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“Daddy, daddy, my tooth fell out,” my daughter yelled as she came running in to show me.

12118 upvotes • RedWestern

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I was scared when I saw my dad chopping wood in the backyard.

12116 upvotes • CarbonatedMoolk

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"For God's sake, Dad, you've told me that story twice already," I interrupt as his joyful smile wanes.

12102 upvotes • Kaneable-

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I put the bottle to my lips and my foot on the gas and shouted, “Let the race begin!”

12101 upvotes • shakeythirsty

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“Sorry, no tattoos allowed in Heaven, no exceptions.”

12078 upvotes • Auburn35

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Yesterday, I figured out how my curse worked.

12076 upvotes • Huskiizz

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Hey mom, this strange woman at the mall whispered to me that if you say someone's name backwards, you can order him to do whatever you want."	12132	RustyHarper
Shortly after our argument, I found my wife with her throat slit, holding a note that read “your right!”	12126	Jakeh7494
When I was little my mom loved to dress me in pretty frilly dresses.	12123	[deleted]
My alien kidnappers ordered me to mate with their only fertile female specimen, who they used to breed human embryos. NSFW	12121	ZachLauston
“Daddy, daddy, my tooth fell out,” my daughter yelled as she came running in to show me.	12118	RedWestern
I was scared when I saw my dad chopping wood in the backyard.	12116	CarbonatedMoolk
"For God's sake, Dad, you've told me that story twice already," I interrupt as his joyful smile wanes.	12102	Kaneable-
I put the bottle to my lips and my foot on the gas and shouted, “Let the race begin!”	12101	shakeythirsty
“Sorry, no tattoos allowed in Heaven, no exceptions.”	12078	Auburn35
Yesterday, I figured out how my curse worked.	12076	Huskiizz