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When the genie gave my boyfriend the chance to change one thing about me, he thought for a moment before saying: "Nut Allergy."

2870 upvotes • HeadOfSpectre

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The crowd was silent; having stage fright, I always loved practicing in front of mannequins.

2870 upvotes • itsyaboyjayrod

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“Sophia, you have a husband and three kids; I can't have sex with you,” I told my married friend who kept hitting on me.

2870 upvotes • Lenore8264

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"No," I chuckled in response, "no, spiders can't lay eggs in your ears, now come lay your head down."

2870 upvotes • Guntztuffer

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My tuna boat caught a baby octopus and, despite my captain's orders, I cut it free and let it go back into the ocean.

2870 upvotes • Monechetti

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After three days without water, the vultures began to circle her motionless body.

2869 upvotes • refreshingly-unique

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The cleanser stung, but it guaranteed it would eliminate my acne, finally ridding me of the red bumps that covered my face and arms.

2869 upvotes • RaynaClay

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The skulls of nearly 800 infants will be found in a septic tank tomorrow.

2868 upvotes • An_Obscurity_Nodus

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My father was very religious and was of the opinion that Christmas trees took away from the true meaning of the holiday.

2868 upvotes • ScarletSchema

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We finally discovered alien life!

2868 upvotes • LoreCriticizer

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When the genie gave my boyfriend the chance to change one thing about me, he thought for a moment before saying: "Nut Allergy."	2870	HeadOfSpectre
The crowd was silent; having stage fright, I always loved practicing in front of mannequins.	2870	itsyaboyjayrod
“Sophia, you have a husband and three kids; I can't have sex with you,” I told my married friend who kept hitting on me.	2870	Lenore8264
"No," I chuckled in response, "no, spiders can't lay eggs in your ears, now come lay your head down."	2870	Guntztuffer
My tuna boat caught a baby octopus and, despite my captain's orders, I cut it free and let it go back into the ocean.	2870	Monechetti
After three days without water, the vultures began to circle her motionless body.	2869	refreshingly-unique
The cleanser stung, but it guaranteed it would eliminate my acne, finally ridding me of the red bumps that covered my face and arms.	2869	RaynaClay
The skulls of nearly 800 infants will be found in a septic tank tomorrow.	2868	An_Obscurity_Nodus
My father was very religious and was of the opinion that Christmas trees took away from the true meaning of the holiday.	2868	ScarletSchema
We finally discovered alien life!	2868	LoreCriticizer