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I got home to find my girlfriend sitting comfortably on the sofa drinking wine.

2830 upvotes • AO1980s

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I knew to figure out which of the two people standing in my home was my real mom, I had to ask them a question only my real mom could answer.

2830 upvotes • AnonymousCakeLord

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The surgeon told me to count backwards from 100, as I watched him grab a tape that must’ve been from the 80s.

2829 upvotes • hondafanboy528

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It's been close to two hundred years since our last communication from the colony on Mars and today we finally received a transmission that consisted of only four words.

2828 upvotes • FinancyMan

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My husband and doctors begged me to stop pushing because at this rate I would “bleed out”. NSFW

2828 upvotes • Moabingyu

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This is my first time skydiving, but somethings wrong.

2825 upvotes • Cavexg

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2825 upvotes • [deleted]

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“Sorry, but I just can’t do this,” I admit to the bungee instructor.

2825 upvotes • CalebVanPoneisen

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I was horrified to hear Billy’s school friend, who’d been over for a play date just last week, had measles, but not scared - we’d had him vaccinated of course.

2824 upvotes • LEYW

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When they first gave me immortality it was great because I got to see the world, have every job, learn every skill, love every type of person

2824 upvotes • OwnLeading4943

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I got home to find my girlfriend sitting comfortably on the sofa drinking wine.	2830	AO1980s
I knew to figure out which of the two people standing in my home was my real mom, I had to ask them a question only my real mom could answer.	2830	AnonymousCakeLord
The surgeon told me to count backwards from 100, as I watched him grab a tape that must’ve been from the 80s.	2829	hondafanboy528
It's been close to two hundred years since our last communication from the colony on Mars and today we finally received a transmission that consisted of only four words.	2828	FinancyMan
My husband and doctors begged me to stop pushing because at this rate I would “bleed out”. NSFW	2828	Moabingyu
This is my first time skydiving, but somethings wrong.	2825	Cavexg
[deleted by user]	2825	[deleted]
“Sorry, but I just can’t do this,” I admit to the bungee instructor.	2825	CalebVanPoneisen
I was horrified to hear Billy’s school friend, who’d been over for a play date just last week, had measles, but not scared - we’d had him vaccinated of course.	2824	LEYW
When they first gave me immortality it was great because I got to see the world, have every job, learn every skill, love every type of person	2824	OwnLeading4943