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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

2344 upvotes • RLYoshi

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Since I found my husband cheating on me, he’s been doing nice things to try to make it up, and today he offered to clean the house while I ran errands.

2342 upvotes • sarachick

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My older son tormented my daughter about her imaginary friend ceaselessly, laughing as he pretended to stab the empty space next to her.

2341 upvotes • Monechetti

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"Honey, would you like to have a little brother or sister?"

2341 upvotes • Toxinfang

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Snot and tears streamed down my face as I quoted the verse, "If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away".

2341 upvotes • IamCrusader

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She relished the quiet morning hours, especially when the kids slept in, like today.

2341 upvotes • Lanky_Shirt_1739

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When we finally caught the serial killer, he led us to the dumping spot where he hid his 7 kills.

2340 upvotes • Monechetti

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I found out my dog can communicate with dead people.

2339 upvotes • fur_monster

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“Daddy, there’s a man with a gun under my bed.”

2337 upvotes • fourtaco

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Incoherent screams, smashing, “you took mommy’s money again you thieving little shit!” NSFW

2337 upvotes • Arcyx7

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.	2344	RLYoshi
Since I found my husband cheating on me, he’s been doing nice things to try to make it up, and today he offered to clean the house while I ran errands.	2342	sarachick
My older son tormented my daughter about her imaginary friend ceaselessly, laughing as he pretended to stab the empty space next to her.	2341	Monechetti
"Honey, would you like to have a little brother or sister?"	2341	Toxinfang
Snot and tears streamed down my face as I quoted the verse, "If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away".	2341	IamCrusader
She relished the quiet morning hours, especially when the kids slept in, like today.	2341	Lanky_Shirt_1739
When we finally caught the serial killer, he led us to the dumping spot where he hid his 7 kills.	2340	Monechetti
I found out my dog can communicate with dead people.	2339	fur_monster
“Daddy, there’s a man with a gun under my bed.”	2337	fourtaco
Incoherent screams, smashing, “you took mommy’s money again you thieving little shit!” NSFW	2337	Arcyx7