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Of course I like to look at the person’s toes during sex.

2336 upvotes • aledmond

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"So if you really are responsible for those unsolved kidnappings," started the skeptical amateur reporter, "how do you lure your victims?"

2335 upvotes • MintClicker

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As a business owner, it's nice to have repeat customers

2335 upvotes • [deleted]

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I ordered a soft bean rice taco,

2335 upvotes • ClientAri

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They say when you are about to die, your whole life flashes before your eyes

2333 upvotes • dankmemerboi86

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He named the first corpse Joey, and the second one Ross.

2332 upvotes • shakeythirsty

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"Welcome to hell, the worst place in the universe" said by the devil.

2332 upvotes • ritualmaker

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Scientists managed to create a microscopic oscillating wormhole that would allow us to receive messages from the future.

2332 upvotes • mistaque

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For some reason my mom was calling the police after I showed her a picture of a new friend I met at the park?

2331 upvotes • timelordderpy

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My local park has become a hotspot for creeps and stalkers at night.

2329 upvotes • LoveDaMayo

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Of course I like to look at the person’s toes during sex.	2336	aledmond
"So if you really are responsible for those unsolved kidnappings," started the skeptical amateur reporter, "how do you lure your victims?"	2335	MintClicker
As a business owner, it's nice to have repeat customers	2335	[deleted]
I ordered a soft bean rice taco,	2335	ClientAri
They say when you are about to die, your whole life flashes before your eyes	2333	dankmemerboi86
He named the first corpse Joey, and the second one Ross.	2332	shakeythirsty
"Welcome to hell, the worst place in the universe" said by the devil.	2332	ritualmaker
Scientists managed to create a microscopic oscillating wormhole that would allow us to receive messages from the future.	2332	mistaque
For some reason my mom was calling the police after I showed her a picture of a new friend I met at the park?	2331	timelordderpy
My local park has become a hotspot for creeps and stalkers at night.	2329	LoveDaMayo