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As we entered hyperspace, our commander told us that it should take around 10 seconds to cross the galaxy.

2263 upvotes • [deleted]

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He must’ve had that tree pinning his leg for hours. So why is he screaming at me for lifting it off of him?

2263 upvotes • MDS98

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The woman shrieked in terror as she saw the stranger who had broken into her house, and dialed 911 frantically as she ran to the bathroom to barricade herself in.

2261 upvotes • thegrumpus

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He chose the ugliest, quietest puppy in the shelter to adopt.

2261 upvotes • IOughtToBeThrownAway

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“The cloning machine was a success!” I thought.

2261 upvotes • user_in_use0

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While swimming peacefully in the ocean I saw a shark swimming toward me and started to freak out.

2260 upvotes • Dinocreepy

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I smiled as I walked through the pearly gates confident that the lord is my shepherd.

2260 upvotes • FirstChAoS

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I’ve always told my 5 year old daughter that little girls should be seen and not heard.

2260 upvotes • Kneecaps_go_yeet

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As a joke, I tweeted out that if you spend a day in the radioactive zone in Chernobyl, you would get superhuman powers.

2257 upvotes • Anthonybrose

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As the doctors gathered all the test results, one of them asks, "should we release the patient?"

2257 upvotes • GoEataDick789

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As we entered hyperspace, our commander told us that it should take around 10 seconds to cross the galaxy.	2263	[deleted]
He must’ve had that tree pinning his leg for hours. So why is he screaming at me for lifting it off of him?	2263	MDS98
The woman shrieked in terror as she saw the stranger who had broken into her house, and dialed 911 frantically as she ran to the bathroom to barricade herself in.	2261	thegrumpus
He chose the ugliest, quietest puppy in the shelter to adopt.	2261	IOughtToBeThrownAway
“The cloning machine was a success!” I thought.	2261	user_in_use0
While swimming peacefully in the ocean I saw a shark swimming toward me and started to freak out.	2260	Dinocreepy
I smiled as I walked through the pearly gates confident that the lord is my shepherd.	2260	FirstChAoS
I’ve always told my 5 year old daughter that little girls should be seen and not heard.	2260	Kneecaps_go_yeet
As a joke, I tweeted out that if you spend a day in the radioactive zone in Chernobyl, you would get superhuman powers.	2257	Anthonybrose
As the doctors gathered all the test results, one of them asks, "should we release the patient?"	2257	GoEataDick789