/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’m so glad they’ve added new milk alternatives at my local coffee shop.

2182 upvotes • aneternalgolden

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NASA finally decided to send a nuke to the Moon.

2182 upvotes • PsychoticLorax

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“Parents must surrender custody of all children who fail to meet developmental standards by age 3.”

2182 upvotes • derp_runner

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“My second draft is even worse than the first!”

2181 upvotes • IOughtToBeThrownAway

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The leprechaun screamed when I tore his pot of gold away from him and ran.

2181 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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As I sat there shaking, knowing what I'd done, the police officer noticed the blood on my shirtsleeve, then the dead body on the backseat.

2180 upvotes • incredibleinkpen

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I smashed open my piggy bank with my little brother, collecting my savings and telling him that I'd buy more seeds for our farm.

2180 upvotes • ToReachAtaraxia

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As blood splattered on my face and my knife plunged into his chest again, I burst out laughing at my own joke. NSFW

2180 upvotes • FAQand_theCURIOUS

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Scientists have discovered faster-than-light particles, which can allow them to look at the universe in real-time instead of waiting for the light to reach their telescopes

2178 upvotes • MohSilas

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While playing The Sims, I realized I didn’t like my family, so I drowned them.

2177 upvotes • SmokeyMcDoogles

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’m so glad they’ve added new milk alternatives at my local coffee shop.	2182	aneternalgolden
NASA finally decided to send a nuke to the Moon.	2182	PsychoticLorax
“Parents must surrender custody of all children who fail to meet developmental standards by age 3.”	2182	derp_runner
“My second draft is even worse than the first!”	2181	IOughtToBeThrownAway
The leprechaun screamed when I tore his pot of gold away from him and ran.	2181	Outside_Normal
As I sat there shaking, knowing what I'd done, the police officer noticed the blood on my shirtsleeve, then the dead body on the backseat.	2180	incredibleinkpen
I smashed open my piggy bank with my little brother, collecting my savings and telling him that I'd buy more seeds for our farm.	2180	ToReachAtaraxia
As blood splattered on my face and my knife plunged into his chest again, I burst out laughing at my own joke. NSFW	2180	FAQand_theCURIOUS
Scientists have discovered faster-than-light particles, which can allow them to look at the universe in real-time instead of waiting for the light to reach their telescopes	2178	MohSilas
While playing The Sims, I realized I didn’t like my family, so I drowned them.	2177	SmokeyMcDoogles