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Cougars have a cry that sounds like a woman being raped and murdered. NSFW

1835 upvotes • Melody_Sharp

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"It really does taste like chicken" the smiling man said, patting his belly.

1835 upvotes • Narrow_Muscle9572

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I looked outside to see a UFO hovering directly above my house

1834 upvotes • TitanicMan

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We were glad to finally arrive at Mars, but concerned when we found an old device with a recording

1834 upvotes • Fire_AIone1

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Surviving my crash on the Arctic tundra, I finally stagger back to the military base, a fingerprint scanner the final obstacle to my safety

1834 upvotes • Thedepressionoftrees

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I'm deathly allergic to bee's so I knew when they swarmed my face I was going to die.

1834 upvotes • Different-Ad4957

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"Honey, are you okay?" Asked my wife as she drank her wine.

1833 upvotes • CamronJJ

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As I lay here trapped in my upside-down car I'm struck by the irony that the blood I can taste means the PCR test I'm driving back from will probably be negative.

1833 upvotes • Ben0ut

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Working in a morgue, you’re sure to see some strange stuff, like birth defects and amputated limbs, but this was different.

1833 upvotes • NoNamedNightmare

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I smiled demonically as this middle-aged, deadbeat man fell to the floor, the bullet from my revolver having punched a hole in the middle of his forehead.

1833 upvotes • Dark_Horse_Gaming

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Cougars have a cry that sounds like a woman being raped and murdered. NSFW	1835	Melody_Sharp
"It really does taste like chicken" the smiling man said, patting his belly.	1835	Narrow_Muscle9572
I looked outside to see a UFO hovering directly above my house	1834	TitanicMan
We were glad to finally arrive at Mars, but concerned when we found an old device with a recording	1834	Fire_AIone1
Surviving my crash on the Arctic tundra, I finally stagger back to the military base, a fingerprint scanner the final obstacle to my safety	1834	Thedepressionoftrees
I'm deathly allergic to bee's so I knew when they swarmed my face I was going to die.	1834	Different-Ad4957
"Honey, are you okay?" Asked my wife as she drank her wine.	1833	CamronJJ
As I lay here trapped in my upside-down car I'm struck by the irony that the blood I can taste means the PCR test I'm driving back from will probably be negative.	1833	Ben0ut
Working in a morgue, you’re sure to see some strange stuff, like birth defects and amputated limbs, but this was different.	1833	NoNamedNightmare
I smiled demonically as this middle-aged, deadbeat man fell to the floor, the bullet from my revolver having punched a hole in the middle of his forehead.	1833	Dark_Horse_Gaming