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After nine long months of being trapped, I’m finally free.

1645 upvotes • skinnybonesd73

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"Since 1950, through selective breeding we have genetically modified chickens to reach maturity 30% faster and have 80% larger breasts."

1645 upvotes • Varied_nerd

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My mother in law pushed me down the stairs when I was pregnant

1645 upvotes • dcfangirldee7

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My dog used to lick her reflection in the full length mirror; we called it kissing the mirror puppy.

1644 upvotes • BigRichSE

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I’d been fishing this lake most of my life, and knew the biggest thing in it was just catfish.

1644 upvotes • Kinkajou_Incarnate

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Every morning I load my revolver with one bullet, spin the chamber, and then pull the trigger to my head.

1644 upvotes • EndlessGogoDancer

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"I wish I was always happy" I whispered, blowing out the candles on my birthday cake.

1643 upvotes • Immie24x

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I rarely see another human being, living alone in the woods, so imagine how excited I was to finally get some neighbors.

1643 upvotes • NancyDrewWannabe

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When my dad taught me to drive, he also taught me to turn into a skid, not to brake while hydroplaning, and never drink and drive.

1643 upvotes • watermelonbi

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I was devastated when, just after my wife had given birth, the doctor told me, “I’m sorry, but I’m afraid it’s not yours.”

1643 upvotes • danganronpafan19

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After nine long months of being trapped, I’m finally free.	1645	skinnybonesd73
"Since 1950, through selective breeding we have genetically modified chickens to reach maturity 30% faster and have 80% larger breasts."	1645	Varied_nerd
My mother in law pushed me down the stairs when I was pregnant	1645	dcfangirldee7
My dog used to lick her reflection in the full length mirror; we called it kissing the mirror puppy.	1644	BigRichSE
I’d been fishing this lake most of my life, and knew the biggest thing in it was just catfish.	1644	Kinkajou_Incarnate
Every morning I load my revolver with one bullet, spin the chamber, and then pull the trigger to my head.	1644	EndlessGogoDancer
"I wish I was always happy" I whispered, blowing out the candles on my birthday cake.	1643	Immie24x
I rarely see another human being, living alone in the woods, so imagine how excited I was to finally get some neighbors.	1643	NancyDrewWannabe
When my dad taught me to drive, he also taught me to turn into a skid, not to brake while hydroplaning, and never drink and drive.	1643	watermelonbi
I was devastated when, just after my wife had given birth, the doctor told me, “I’m sorry, but I’m afraid it’s not yours.”	1643	danganronpafan19