/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A man walks into a bar. NSFW

1200 upvotes • russg185

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you.

1200 upvotes • TryHardKenichi

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When the neighbours said it was a quiet place to live except for the foxes crying at night, it seemed ideal.

1200 upvotes • Living-Ad-6751

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I woke up to the sound of my wife wailing and crying.

1199 upvotes • instanthomosexuality

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Yesterday, I got stoned with my friends.

1199 upvotes • [deleted]

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I was so relieved when the woman stepped out unscathed after I rear ended her car.

1199 upvotes • DoucheBaggins12

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[JAN23] "You Lyin', Two-Faced, Cheatin' Son of a gun!" Johnny screamed as the demons dragged him down into the depths of hell.

1199 upvotes • The_Thundertaker

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Today, I lost my kid in the supermarket.

1198 upvotes • RebelTrueflame

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I’ve heard that people eat 8 spiders a year when they sleep.

1198 upvotes • Thinking_Random

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Having had a vasectomy last year, I thought I had cheated the devil when I agreed to trade my firstborn for 1 billion dollars. NSFW

1198 upvotes • Ian1231100

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A man walks into a bar. NSFW	1200	russg185
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you.	1200	TryHardKenichi
When the neighbours said it was a quiet place to live except for the foxes crying at night, it seemed ideal.	1200	Living-Ad-6751
I woke up to the sound of my wife wailing and crying.	1199	instanthomosexuality
Yesterday, I got stoned with my friends.	1199	[deleted]
I was so relieved when the woman stepped out unscathed after I rear ended her car.	1199	DoucheBaggins12
[JAN23] "You Lyin', Two-Faced, Cheatin' Son of a gun!" Johnny screamed as the demons dragged him down into the depths of hell.	1199	The_Thundertaker
Today, I lost my kid in the supermarket.	1198	RebelTrueflame
I’ve heard that people eat 8 spiders a year when they sleep.	1198	Thinking_Random
Having had a vasectomy last year, I thought I had cheated the devil when I agreed to trade my firstborn for 1 billion dollars. NSFW	1198	Ian1231100