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I was scared shitless when they said they'd dig out my lawn to find the body I had hid.

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Having had a vasectomy last year, I thought I had cheated the devil when I agreed to trade my firstborn for 1 billion dollars. NSFW

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I just noticed a crack on the wall.

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I finally mustered up the courage to greet my neighbor.

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I can't stop looking at the girl I love.

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I thought I had intestinal cancer when I saw blood in my stool.

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'For the last time, I don't need a new house,' I said angrily to the estate agent on the phone as I walked back home.

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I love the sound of my Skyline's RB26DETT.

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I was brushing my teeth when I saw yet another tiny cockroach scurry across the bathroom sink.

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I turned off my monitor after seeing a dead pixel on the screen.

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