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I have been depressed and suicidal for years now, so I got the brilliant plan to sell my soul to the Devil in exchanges for some last minute happiness.

1144 upvotes • Otherwise_Notice6421

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There is something worse than being hungry.

1143 upvotes • rmann78

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He told me to go eat a bag of dicks.

1143 upvotes • decorativegentleman

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Succumbing to panic he began to shout: “My daughter did NOT come home on the bus this afternoon and I NEED to know if you have a record of Naomi Thomas perhaps boarding the wrong take home bus!”

1143 upvotes • tasteofhemlock

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Mom said you stop moving once you die but Grandma still reads me bedtime stories.

1143 upvotes • Extent-Timely

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"Children, please be quiet, it's not hide and seek if you give yourselves away."

1142 upvotes • hWhatDo

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I saved the earth from invasion when I tracked down the alien scout and beat him to death, before he could report back to the mothership.

1142 upvotes • JessumGui

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I tip-toed my way out in the night, finally getting away from my long-time captor and his rules of 'no mirrors in the house'.

1142 upvotes • AnkitaK_writes07

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"Thank you for coming to talk me off this rooftop"

1142 upvotes • Watcheritd

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Our species concept of sentience is far more complex than yours. Unfortunately, your kind did not meet the threshold.

1142 upvotes • Magebloom

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I have been depressed and suicidal for years now, so I got the brilliant plan to sell my soul to the Devil in exchanges for some last minute happiness.	1144	Otherwise_Notice6421
There is something worse than being hungry.	1143	rmann78
He told me to go eat a bag of dicks.	1143	decorativegentleman
Succumbing to panic he began to shout: “My daughter did NOT come home on the bus this afternoon and I NEED to know if you have a record of Naomi Thomas perhaps boarding the wrong take home bus!”	1143	tasteofhemlock
Mom said you stop moving once you die but Grandma still reads me bedtime stories.	1143	Extent-Timely
"Children, please be quiet, it's not hide and seek if you give yourselves away."	1142	hWhatDo
I saved the earth from invasion when I tracked down the alien scout and beat him to death, before he could report back to the mothership.	1142	JessumGui
I tip-toed my way out in the night, finally getting away from my long-time captor and his rules of 'no mirrors in the house'.	1142	AnkitaK_writes07
"Thank you for coming to talk me off this rooftop"	1142	Watcheritd
Our species concept of sentience is far more complex than yours. Unfortunately, your kind did not meet the threshold.	1142	Magebloom