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While porn played onscreen, the cleric passed out Viagra, telling the men standing in their underwear, “This will reveal the sinners.”

1083 upvotes • BaronBigly

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"I'm off to pick up the kids"

1082 upvotes • Candlestick11

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I ate my 103rd birthday cake

1082 upvotes • Kate_Kitter

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After realizing this is just a dream, he stopped running from the monster.

1082 upvotes • Jake_winder_Park

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Finding a human skull in the desert is kind of freaky.

1082 upvotes • sgueegee

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[DEC22] To continue, press ESC.

1081 upvotes • AfterTheCreditsRoll

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He didn't know how the little fish got in there but he did his best to stop it from swimming further upstream.

1081 upvotes • Monechetti

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My friend told me, "don't get high on pills, get high on life!"

1080 upvotes • apathiest58

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“The DNA tests conclusively confirm a significant blood relation,” our doctor said while looking at his feet.

1080 upvotes • bigindodo

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“Your time is not yet” said the angel standing at the gates.

1080 upvotes • MrGrimmbo

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
While porn played onscreen, the cleric passed out Viagra, telling the men standing in their underwear, “This will reveal the sinners.”	1083	BaronBigly
"I'm off to pick up the kids"	1082	Candlestick11
I ate my 103rd birthday cake	1082	Kate_Kitter
After realizing this is just a dream, he stopped running from the monster.	1082	Jake_winder_Park
Finding a human skull in the desert is kind of freaky.	1082	sgueegee
[DEC22] To continue, press ESC.	1081	AfterTheCreditsRoll
He didn't know how the little fish got in there but he did his best to stop it from swimming further upstream.	1081	Monechetti
My friend told me, "don't get high on pills, get high on life!"	1080	apathiest58
“The DNA tests conclusively confirm a significant blood relation,” our doctor said while looking at his feet.	1080	bigindodo
“Your time is not yet” said the angel standing at the gates.	1080	MrGrimmbo