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The animal rights leader preached, "It is time we gave heartless pet abusers some perspective."

9676 upvotes • Melonwolfii

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After 357 years running from death I was almost relieved to finally see the Grim Reaper had tracked down to my remote mountain cave.

9671 upvotes • EarthMarsUranus

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"You shouldn't be wandering around this late, there's been a brutal serial killer around lately," I told the shivering girl as I led her inside.

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IN CASE OF FIRE, READ THE FOLLOWING POST.

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“If you take the red pill, you become a millionaire - but we kill a baby”

9661 upvotes • whiskerbiscuit2

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I was beating the enemy in combat to a bloody pulp.

9653 upvotes • Gullible-Purpose-503

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I was so happy, I'd finally found a cure for cancer!

9645 upvotes • redformbloodpainted

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Due to the terms of the surrender, I had no choice but to behead the man in front of me.

9644 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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"Daddy come watch me go down the tree slide!" my son yelled from outside

9643 upvotes • CandlelightPod

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Just in time I noticed someone slip something into my drink at the party.

9641 upvotes • lukewarmcoffe3

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The animal rights leader preached, "It is time we gave heartless pet abusers some perspective."	9676	Melonwolfii
After 357 years running from death I was almost relieved to finally see the Grim Reaper had tracked down to my remote mountain cave.	9671	EarthMarsUranus
"You shouldn't be wandering around this late, there's been a brutal serial killer around lately," I told the shivering girl as I led her inside.	9671	[deleted]
IN CASE OF FIRE, READ THE FOLLOWING POST.	9661	[deleted]
“If you take the red pill, you become a millionaire - but we kill a baby”	9661	whiskerbiscuit2
I was beating the enemy in combat to a bloody pulp.	9653	Gullible-Purpose-503
I was so happy, I'd finally found a cure for cancer!	9645	redformbloodpainted
Due to the terms of the surrender, I had no choice but to behead the man in front of me.	9644	Outside_Normal
"Daddy come watch me go down the tree slide!" my son yelled from outside	9643	CandlelightPod
Just in time I noticed someone slip something into my drink at the party.	9641	lukewarmcoffe3