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My right hand had a life of its own so I decided to cut it off.

1014 upvotes • onyx1378

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I didn't realize my cousin was taking a shower when I entered the bathroom.

1014 upvotes • ExtensionInformal911

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We surprised dad when he got home by shooting him with the paintball guns we found in the back of his closet.

1013 upvotes • Remergent4Now

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A, B, C, d—d——D

1013 upvotes • WritingSucks

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After a long and pious life, I was deemed worthy of entrance into heaven.

1013 upvotes • DefNotBenShapiro

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Someone hacked the servers last night

1013 upvotes • psychapples

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"Everyone was once the youngest person alive" he randomly realized

1013 upvotes • pocman512

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Learning how to understand morse code was a a great idea

1012 upvotes • GunnerNexus

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All men are pigs.

1012 upvotes • shakeythirsty

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Ladies and Gentlemen, girls and boys!

1012 upvotes • the_comedians

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My right hand had a life of its own so I decided to cut it off.	1014	onyx1378
I didn't realize my cousin was taking a shower when I entered the bathroom.	1014	ExtensionInformal911
We surprised dad when he got home by shooting him with the paintball guns we found in the back of his closet.	1013	Remergent4Now
A, B, C, d—d——D	1013	WritingSucks
After a long and pious life, I was deemed worthy of entrance into heaven.	1013	DefNotBenShapiro
Someone hacked the servers last night	1013	psychapples
"Everyone was once the youngest person alive" he randomly realized	1013	pocman512
Learning how to understand morse code was a a great idea	1012	GunnerNexus
All men are pigs.	1012	shakeythirsty
Ladies and Gentlemen, girls and boys!	1012	the_comedians