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Today I noticed that the lonely kid in my class had braces

251 upvotes • Dat_super_nice_boi
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Why do they use me to justify their hatred when all I’ve ever wanted is love?

251 upvotes • Mayathepie
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I wait by the door for my human to return, worrying about my kittens but trusting that they will be returned.

251 upvotes • Mayathepie
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"This is from the gentleman over there", the waitress said as she brought me another drink.

250 upvotes • facts_of_tv
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I proved the machine wasn't safe and the lockout procedures were not properly followed.

250 upvotes • Chicken_Mannakin
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When I entered the military, I was told that I was going to serve my country.

250 upvotes • Himmelgott
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I cried as a mugger held a gun to my head, finger pressing the trigger

250 upvotes • Grinchyboi16
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After her funeral, he came home to a voicemail:

250 upvotes • snowmaninthesummer
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Jesus was reborn again, this time in the USA.

250 upvotes • beowulfunchained
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“I don’t want to sit next to that guy”

250 upvotes • critical_err0r
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