[WP] 'Mom, I found a dragon!' 'That's nice sweetie, now wash up for dinner.' 'Can I keep him?' 'Sure, ask your father to help you with a terrarium.' 'Awesome!' <runs off> 'Hm! At least it's not Minecraft.' ... 'Honey, did you see this? It's about six inches long and it's got a pile of marbles...'