/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You're a famous pizza chef. One day you create your Magnum opus dish. However, someone shortly after comes up to you, points a gun at your head, and whispers "no one out-pizzas the hut"
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[WP] "No, the dragon is not kidnapping the princess for ransom or food. SHE is picking up her daughter for her half of the custody agreement. And I send a knight to pick her up for my half. How many times do I have to explain it?"
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[WP] Your wife is a vampire with deteriorating health because of her oath to never drink human blood. You are trying to convince her that 100ml from you every month won't hurt you, and that blood loss wasn't the reason you fainted when she sucked your blood few years back.
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[WP] It has been almost a year since you were reincarnated into this world of gods and magic, thinking you would never see anything from your world ever again. So imagine your surprise when you wake up one morning to a present with the words “From, Santa” on it.
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[WP] You are a legendary hero. One day, you checked ahead of your party in the local inn for the night. Later, you are woken up because of a fight in the town's square. The villagers are attacking a group of monsters mercilessly. There is one problem : those monsters are your beloved party members
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[WP] In your dream, a guy punches you so hard that instead of just waking up, you flew across your room. Now you are determined to go back in your dream to get revenge.
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[WP] You are an angel sent to inspect hell. Surprisingly, you're eagerly welcomed by Satan himself, desperate for help. Despite the torture, no one is in agony. Tranquility abounds. All clues point you to some elderly beggar from India blubbering about "noble truths" and "cessation of suffering".
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[WP] All dominant species in the galaxy has something that sets them apart. From healing broken bones and severed flesh, losing 2/8 of our blood, to being infected by literally billions of parasites, Humans have the gift of simply refusing to die. It freaks the heebie-jeebies out of everyone else.
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[WP] Scientists have invented a serum that allows animals to speak. Your dog was recently given the serum, but it appears the treatment has not worked. Your cousin, whom you haven't seen since your youth, comes to town to visit. As the door opens, your dog suddenly whispers in your ear: "Run."
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[WP] The Hero can punch right through solid steel doors. The Hero can catch bullets with his teeth and spit them back out faster. The Hero can take a missile on the chin and not bat an eye. You... are not the Hero. You make sure the Hero gets his lazy ass out of bed in every morning,hangover or not.
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