/u/smushedtomato's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a witch who offers couples deals in return for their first born child. You run an orphanage full of children freed from their would-be parents irresponsible enough to make a deal with a witch in the woods
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[WP] You're a famous pizza chef. One day you create your Magnum opus dish. However, someone shortly after comes up to you, points a gun at your head, and whispers "no one out-pizzas the hut"
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[WP] Turns out the government actually WAS comprised of lizard people, and the reason they kept denying global warming was to have the ideal temperature for something. You're an avid herpetologist, and you have one captive in a large tupperware container, ready for questioning.
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[WP] The government is handing out Get Out of Jail Free cards to anyone who tackles a major crime on their own. You're a vigilante who's been stockpiling these for something big.
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[WP] When you die, instead of heaven or hell, it's an friendly senior center filled with everyone who's died (young or old). It's run by a kind man in a black robe named Death. There's even a rehab center for the truly bad people.
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[WP] You are a murderer who gives their victims a chance to say last words. However, you are often almost caught the police due to you lecturing your victims on grammar for at least an hour before you kill them.
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[WP] Whenever you look in the mirror, you see yourself -- looking dead inside as always. however, one day you take a mirror selfie with a freshly picked rose in your mouth, and it is shown as a dead, wilted flower. This mirror shows the fate of whatever shows in it, and you think you may be immortal
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[WP] 3:21pm EST: Every screen and radio signal is intercepted with a message: Attention Earth, let's play a game of hide and seek. You have one week to find a hiding spot. Only the last 10,000 remaining players will win. All losers are to be terminated. Ready or not, we shall come.
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[WP] As the prophecy foretold, a chosen one has been found. It's you. problem is: You're an 83 year old man with arthritis and no experience with combat. your skills include baking bread and small talk.
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