/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You just started traveling with this kind, unarmed, man in the land of killers. Nobody is safe here, thats why you think its so odd that every person you meet is so scared of this kind stranger.
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[WP] Teaching proper teleportation safety and procedures is always stressful, and there's always one idiot in each session that thinks nothing bad could happen to them. You've had enough, and resolve to start your next class with a demonstration of just how terrifying teleportation can be.
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[WP] "The human crew member is so strange. It deactivates itself in its quarters while maintaining all bodily functions for approximately 8 hours. The advertisement didn't mention this at all!"
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[WP] Time traveler went back in time to kill somebody, but another one followed his tracks to stop him, then he went back in time again to stop the stopping and his adversary went even further to stop the stopping of stopping. Eventually they reached the beginning of time trying to stop each other.
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[EU] You’re an intellectual making minimum wage. Your boss is a greedy asshole. Your neighbors are loud, obnoxious, immature idiots. The woman down the street is a legit alien redneck from another world. And all you want to do on your days off is relax and play your clarinet.
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[WP] you're a serial killer who is unknowingly on a date with another serial killer. You go back to their place and things get... interesting.
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[WP] A wise old wizard, after giving advice to adventurers in riddles for centuries, gets a job in an IT support office.
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[WP] Yogi Bear steals the picnic basket of a person with severe hypoglycemia. Deep in the wilderness without their food and insulin, they die. Yogi now faces involuntary manslaughter charges with Boo Boo liable as an accomplice, worsened by their long history of petty theft.
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[WP] Humans have always been the friendliest and the most peaceful species in the galaxy. When one of the most ruthless empires decides to wipe out the pathetic humans and their diplomacy, they discover that humans have something that no one in the galaxy has ever seen. WMDs.
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