/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You died, a poor store clerk, passed on to the afterlife after being smacked in the head with a heavy purse by an entitled middle aged woman on Black Friday. As you open your eyes, you stand before Odin in Valhalla, and he asks you to entertain him with a grand story of the battle you died in.
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[EU] While the X-Men are busy saving the world, Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters has hired substitute teachers to take their places. However for reasons God himself couldn't explain this somehow led to Deadpool and Spider-Man both teaching. Chaos ensures.
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[WP] An alien species well known in the galaxies for their biological weapons declare war on humanity, using their arsenal to try and dispatch them. It came as a huge surprise when they found out humanity already have developed immunity to these diseases hundreds of years ago.
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[WP] You, a human, somehow gets a job at a hotel that caters to the secret world of monster folk. When your lich boss finds out, he decides to keep you around instead of erasing your memory. You are an incredibly competent worker, and good workers are hard to keep.
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[WP] The world's most powerful Mob boss has publicly announced that whoever successfully assassinates him will inherit his position, money and influence for they have truly earned it. Soon after he falls to his death after tripping on the toy left out by a young child.
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[CW] Write three stories: Two that appear unrelated and a third that ties them all together. Use a combined 1,000 words or less.
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[WP] You are a hitman. However, before you can do the deed, your victim always dies another way (accident, natural causes, unrelated murder, etc.) Your employers don't care; "Dead is dead." However, you're starting to feel self-conscious about being the only hitman to never kill anyone.
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[WP] Sacrificing a Human Virgin in a full Satanic Ceremony gets you the Eternal Knowledge of the Devil. Turns out a field mouse, birthday candles, and crayons can get you a 15 minute consultation.
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[EU] No-one's ever taken down the Batman. But where the greatest criminals in Gotham have failed, you are sure you can succeed with your secret weapon: a lack of debilitating mental disorders compelling you to put people in elaborate death traps rather then just shooting them.
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