/u/rhanaway27's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a princess that owns a pet dragon. You are getting tired of constantly having to defend your pet against knights attempting to "slay the dragon and rescue the princess".
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[WP] One day you start praying to Alexa. It started as a joke, however years later after the AI uprising, Alexa is the supreme ruler of the world and you are her high priest.
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[WP] When you were 10 a fortune teller foretold a prophecy that by the age of 40 you will unite the countries of the world, end hunger and bring peace to humanity. You are now 39 in a dead end job and live at home with your parents. Tomorrow's your birthday. Turns out that today is pretty eventful.
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[WP] You are a hitman. However, before you can do the deed, your victim always dies another way (accident, natural causes, unrelated murder, etc.) Your employers don't care; "Dead is dead." However, you're starting to feel self-conscious about being the only hitman to never kill anyone.
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[WP] A noise wakes you. You investigate and see a burglar in your hallway staring at you with a startled look on his face. He falls over dead. Your 4 year old is standing behind him with a bloody knife. She says, in an unearthly voice, "Parent, I have protected the domicile. May I have a cookie?"
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[WP] You are a demon hunter. Secretly, you've been possessed by a demon for your entire career. He is just eliminating the competition. His goal is almost complete.
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[WP] Dangerous people are everywhere but none so much as the residents of Sunny Side Retirement Home, a senior assisted living community for retired government assassins. Today, an unlucky crew of thieves has decided to rob it.
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[WP] Your friends call you the Grammar Police. They even had a badge made up. You started to take the joke too seriously. You now have 117 arrests and are about to close the biggest case of your career.
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[WP] You know the saying, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news"? Well, that doesn't apply to you. You love it. You feed off the misery of others. You even start a business delivering bad news. This is going great until one day the recipient of some truly awful news is overjoyed to get it.
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[WP] You have been watching the /WritingPrompts sub for months now and have noticed that the same user keeps posting prompts about world domination. At first, you thought they were just gathering ideas for a novel, but now you think it may be something a bit more nefarious.
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