/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You, an omnipotent god, rule over your people sometimes cruelly and sometimes kindly. The priesthood creates a convoluted religion around the changes but they don’t suspect the truth: You hate your job, are depressed, and wish you could quit.
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[WP] Suffering for thousands of years. Kings, Pharaohs and Tsars tremble at your wicked and heinous acts without mercy or thought. Even the mighty Odin and Zeus have known your adversity and keep their distance. You are the God of Pinky Toe Crushing and it’s your birthday.
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[EU] Batman was spotted by a paparazzi leaving the Wayne Manor. And then rumors spread that Batman and Bruce Wayne are dating.
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[WP] "HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET?" the villain shouted in frustration. "To be honest with you, I have been wondering the same." was all the hero could answer them.
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[WP] Your friend seemed pretty excited when you invited them over to go exercising around the neighbourhood. But it got a little odd when they showed up holding a bible, a crucifix, and a wooden stake.
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[WP] "So this gal here is the serial killer with the most kills. This guy murdered half a planet. The man right there ? He bankrupted an entire galaxy." "And what about that man?" "Oh, no one messes with this dude. He is the worst. Creates paradoxes in real life. Nearly broke the universe. Twice."
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[WP] you thought feeding that Skinwalker some barbecue was fine maybe she would stop eating human flesh. but it seems she had spread the word and now all different types of monsters are at your door hungry.
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[WP] It's been 24 hours since you kidnapped the multimillionaire's child, but when you make the ransom call, you hear a party. You begin, but he interrupts with "I can't hear you. My kid? He's probably in his room. Hey, I gotta go. *click*" You realize why the boy was so willing to come with you.
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[WP] Earth is actually a colony of an intergalactic empire. Humans are widespread throughout the galaxy, and one day, we establish contact with our homeworld.
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