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[WP] "Gotta move move with the times." Cupid said, Barret .50 BMG over his shoulder and wearing his heart decal'd black tactical vest. "I can make people fall in love at ranges of over 2200 meters now."
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[wp] Holy Relics are extremely powerful and a danger to society, and as it turns out, the Papal Swiss Guard is actually a more colorful version of the Men in Black.
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[WP] They thought the old woman was clearly a Sorceress, and that the Dragon was her enslaved familiar. The old woman thought that the Dragon was just another of her large collection of cats. The Dragon knew she needed a new pair of spectacles, but was rather content with the current arrangment.
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[WP] A mad scientist has released a plague to turn the planet's animals into a race of subservient super soldiers, all in a bid to take over earth. He failed however, to take into account the the pets of the world, and the love they have for their masters.
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[WP] An UFO just flew over the city in sight of everyone. Seems they never gave the government a chance to hide first contact. They clocked in at a steady 74 mph. Well aliens or not, there is one very dedicated cop down there that's about to give these disrespectful sons-of-bitches a ticket.
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[WP] The hero and dark lord put their differences behind them and become best friends. Destiny is destiny though, so they keep accidentally getting into situations that could get the other killed.
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[WP] You meet a girl at a bar. When you asked if she'd been in a relationship before you found her response that they never got past the met the parents phase a bit odd, surely no ones parents are that bad. Now, as you sit across the table from death himself, you're beginning to see what she meant.
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[WP] You walk up the steps to the church for your best friend's wedding but at the threshold you feel an invisible force repel you backwards. A priest standing by the entrance smiles and says "We've changed the rules"
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[WP] Depressed after your engagement broke off, you throw the ring into the bonfire of memories proclaiming your love to the eternal warmth of the flames. “I have seen your heart, and I accept.” says a voice from the flames, followed in short order by an elemental fire dragon.
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