WritingPrompts

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[EU] Hogwarts is funded by the ministry of magic. But you're American, so you have to go to the local inner city, Detroit Public School of Sorcery	2139
[WP] You die and ascent to Heaven, where St Peter cries "Thank God you're back." Wait a moment, it's coming back to you... Oh. You were supposed to be the Second Coming of Christ. Whoops.	2057
[WP] "Gotta move move with the times." Cupid said, Barret .50 BMG over his shoulder and wearing his heart decal'd black tactical vest. "I can make people fall in love at ranges of over 2200 meters now."	474
[WP] We installed a tribe of hairy, fur wearing, axe wielding beserkers as our Parliment. Our legislature has never run so smoothly.	330
[WP] A million monkeys at million typewriters won't produce Shakespeare, but the modern cubical farm will summon Cthulhu. It's 2:30pm and Donna has just inadvertently finished the ritual.	198
[WP] In an Utopian future where people's occupations are determined by computer programs at age 17, everyone seems ok with your result: "Oppressive and Brutal Dictator for Life."	189
[WP] "Look man, mythical beings are out there. Ok, for example, Freddie Mercury is a Siren. Can you name one person who doesn't know 'Bohemian Rhapsody', can you?"	163
[WP] It's 1955. The Great War still rages, entering its 41st year	141
[WP] You signed up for "Applied Philosophy and Ethics" as easy credits. It's a bit more hands on than you expected. Your hands are literally on the lever that controls the tracks, and the professor is asking "Oh not so sure about the Trolley Problem now, are we?". There's 9 weeks of lectures to go.	133
[WP] "Hello. It's the NSA. We've been watching you, and well, we're worried about you." You suspect this is the creepiest intervention ever.	130

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