/u/Mistah_Blue's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a minor supervillain. Your antics aren't illegal, but they're quite devastating to the local hero population. You replace the flimsy fruit stands that are frequently destroyed in car chases throughout the city with nearly indestructible replicas.
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[WP] You live in a utopian society. Really. There are no dark hidden plots. In fact, it is your job to stage fake conspiracies to give the eager adventurers some 'evil plot' to thwart in order to keep them from bringing down a wholly benevolent ruler out of a misguided need to be the hero.
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[WP] You've discovered that nothing can kill the hero until they beat the dark one. You and the hero are now working together to cure all previously incurable fatal diseases by infecting the hero with them, and waiting to see how the universe conspires to cure them of it.
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[WP] Among all the species in the galaxy, humans are unique in that they have more writing prompts about them being special than anyone else.
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[WP] A man commits the perfect murder. The cop investigating the case is corrupt. Looking to give his career a boost, the corrupt cop pins the murder on a random person, who happens to be the man who committed the perfect murder.
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[EU] A "Death Note" is a magic notebook able to kill any human who's name is written in it via your chosen method, provided you know their real name and face. You have not found one of these. You have found a Brown Note, which can make anyone crap their pants on command via the same method.
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[WP] You accidently discharge your firearm into the television. Much to your surprise, instead of shattering the glass, it passes right through and hits one of the characters on screen.
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[WP] It has been three years since little Timmy and his cardboard tugboat declared war on the Navy. With a rising body count and no end in sight, the government isn't sure what to do.
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[WP] You're the kindly old necromancer of the village. Everybody loves you for how you help out with your magic. Reanimating people's pets, partially animating the bones of the disabled so they may walk, and assisting people with their day to day tasks using your skeletons.
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